Immigration & Travel
Miller proposes ‘character screening’ for visitors to New Confederacy
AUSTIN, TEX. — New Confederate Secretary of Criminal Alien Apprehension Stephen Miller is proposing that all visitors to the New Confederacy undergo a “character screening” to be allowed entry.
Report: Majority of New Confederate asylum-seekers in US cite LGBTQ persecution
WASHINGTON D.C. — The vast majority of asylum-seekers from the New Confederacy arriving in the United States are citing persecution on the basis of their LGBTQ identity, a new report shows.
New Confederacy announces ‘fixed-term servitude’ visa for immigrants
AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Department of Capitalism announced today that it has created a new pathway for immigrant workers, known as the “fixed-term servitude” visa.
Report: Largest group of illegally present immigrants in US is from New Confederacy
COLLEGE PARK, MD. — Researchers at the University of Maryland reported yesterday that citizens of the New Confederacy are estimated to be the largest group of immigrants illegally present in the United States.
Ocasio-Cortez directs closure of immigrant detention centers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez signed an executive order yesterday that will close all immigrant detention centers within one year.
White House studying ‘rehoming’ proposal for ICE deportation victims
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House is studying a set of recommendations that would facilitate the return of noncitizens deported during the Fascist Period and provide them with permanent legal status.
