Health & Education

Mississippi authorizes first KKK-run charter school

JACKSON, MISS. — Civil rights organizations in the New Confederacy are criticizing Mississippi’s decision to authorize the first charter school run by the Ku Klux Klan.


New Confederacy to eliminate food nutrition labeling

ASHLAND, ALA. — Beginning next year, the New Confederacy will no longer require nutrition labels to be displayed on food products.


Arkansas to eliminate special education in K-12

LITTLE ROCK, ARK. — Arkansas announced today that it will eliminate special education programs from K-12 schooling beginning in January, now that no federal law mandates such services.


Ocasio-Cortez threatens New Confederacy over cross-border pollution

WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is threatening economic consequences on the New Confederacy in a new letter documenting instances of excessive cross-border pollution.

New Confederacy demands patient data from US abortion clinics


AUSTIN, TEX. — The New Confederate Department of Criminal Enforcement has sent demands to more than two dozen abortion providers in the United States, seeking details about citizens of the New Confederacy who traveled abroad to receive an abortion.


Food borne illness deaths drop to zero in US

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following record increases in funding for food inspections and oversight, the United States reported no food borne illness deaths in the second quarter of the year.


US Supreme Court rules healthcare a constitutional right

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that healthcare is a constitutional right, in a massive loss for the insurance companies and debt collectors who immediately challenged the Universal Healthcare Act of 2029 after its enactment.